it's over. Kaput. Veneto. We’ve been kicked out. Turns out Titch’s pet passport was fake and in Germany they have tough penalties for that sort of thing. He’s in a foul mood and has hit the bar. It’s like someone has kicked him in the goolies. Right, I’m going to go and find out the score from Saturday’s game. I can’t believe we spent England v Portugal behind bars. That was the one I didn’t want to miss.