I thought it bout time I wrote to all our fans in blighty saying what we’ve been up to so here goes. Like Tottenham we started well but things soon turned a bit sour. Why they put me with that bleedin dog I’ll never know. He’s been nothing but a pain in’t backside since we left. And I’ve never known a dog with so many relatives… he reckons he’s got em in Luxonburg, Paraguay and now he’s even claiming to have Australian blood in him, probably after a bleedin blood transfusion! If we met man fromt moon I swear he’d tell him he’s got rellies up there an all. Speaking of meeting people, we met a nice man from newspaper last night. kept calling us little and large. Makes a change from being called postman pat and Jessie. And if one more fan asks me "why the long face?" i’ll swing for him I tell you. Anyway man from paper back home is sports reporter out here doing a popcast, didn’t want to ask too many questions as I don’t know much about modern music but he said it weren’t too dissimilar to what we were doing.
Watched Australia Japan in Kaiserslautern yesterday on own as titch was getting fur graft off doctor after burning self on BBQ that coke asked us to do as challenge. Apparently he’s getting fur graft off chiwowwer that were in road traffic accident night before and has gone to big park int sky, so he shan’t be hearing the end of that!!! Australia japan game were being played in Kaiserslatern (or Liepzig if you ask titch) so there were bout fifty thousand Australian fans in the town and oh boy, do they know how to party. Anyone would think theyd just bagged trophy the way they were carrying on. It was way past my bedtime when I left and it weren’t showing any signs of slowing. Mood were brilliant. 3 late goals for Australia has made fans think they’re invincible. And I hear the brazillians are proper letting hair down too. All I can say is look out munich, you’ve got one hell of a party on your hands come the 18th.
Chant of day… Australians singing “Sing when you’re whaling, you only sing when you’re whaling” to japanese fans.
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